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You hear a lot about people finding someone who shined a light in their darkness. I think even Seal wrote a song about it. Yeah. From the Batman Forever soundtrack. “You became the light on the dark side of me.” That’s all well and good, I suppose, but nobody ever gives credit to the one who showed up at your darkest and said, “You know what? I’m ok with this. Let’s just plod around here in the dark together and see what we discover until we find a way out.”
She’s been in Kentucky for three fucking days, and I’m a goddamn mess. I can’t find my keys. I need laundry quarters. I haven’t thrown any bottles away. At least the cat’s okay. I’m a goddamn mess.
LOL, Mark Reynolds currently leads the American League in home runs. Mark FUCKING Reynolds.
(To be fair, Chris Davis, Edwin Encarnacion, and Robinson Cano are also tied for the lead, but still. Mark FUCKING Reynolds!)
You guys realize how fucked all of you are when Kam and I are in the same place at the same time next month, right?
I just said, “Man, I’m from Southeast Tennessee. We get receipts all the time,” to the 7-11 attendant when he asked if I wanted my receipt.
I immediately thought about the words that had just come out of my mouth upon exiting the store and told myself to stop drinking for a few days.
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