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Glenyrd's Innards

A clusterfuck of optimism.
Oct 21 '14

A teenage boy is getting ready to pick up his date for the prom.

First, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s already a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

The boy waits and eventually obtains his tux.

He then heads to the florist to pick up their corsages, however there is already a huge flower line in front of him.

The boy waits and waits, but finally procures the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately there’s a long limo line at the rental office.

The boy is patient and eventually gets the job done.

Finally the day of the prom arrives.

The two are dancing happily and his date is having a great time.

When the song is over she asks him to go get her some punch.

He heads over to the table and there’s no punchline.

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Oct 21 '14
Peletier Family Reunion 2014

Peletier Family Reunion 2014

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Oct 20 '14
It’s not the pumpkin this city needs, but it’s the pumpkin it deserves.

It’s not the pumpkin this city needs, but it’s the pumpkin it deserves.

55 notes Tags: batman the dark knight jack o lantern halloween

Oct 20 '14
The sea was angry that day, my friends.

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

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Oct 19 '14
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell (Hot)

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Oct 17 '14

Reblog if you know your bartender’s work schedule better than your own.

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Oct 15 '14

I feel like every “sabotage” on Cutthroat Kitchen is something I once had to do in college just out of necessity.

Like, “Oh shit, I don’t have a whisk. Oh well. This shoe horn should work.”

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Oct 14 '14

🎵 I wanna know where Doug iiiiiiiiis. That dick owes me moneeeeeey. 🎵

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Oct 14 '14

I have a Dexter kill room, a Walking Dead quarantine zone, and a Breaking Bad meth lab all set up in my apartment. If television has taught me anything, it’s how to be prepared.

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Oct 14 '14

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